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This is not Julia's secret crush blog!! I was forced just like everyone else to pick sides after THE BREAK UP & this is just the way I went. But I heart Julia to! OMG!! Of course I do!! If Jakob never comes back maybe I will have to switch sides. Whatever. BFD. Julia does have cool friends. Suburban Fashionista Mary & Miss smarty pants Megs. Such a know it all.

Whatever. If you want to email me to trade favorite stories about Jakob or Julia or even Mary (if we have to) you can reach me at omgiheartjakob at gmail dot com

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juliaallison: Yawning on the way to Betsey Johnson’s 30th anniversary party. I’m exhausted (also? Dressed like a Lemon Tart)  OMG!! Julia’s doing jaw and throat exercises before a party. We are so def going to hear about the networking done at this one for a long time to cum come. Gawker will be must read tomorrow!!!!

juliaallison:

Yawning on the way to Betsey Johnson’s 30th anniversary party. I’m exhausted (also? Dressed like a Lemon Tart)

 OMG!! Julia’s doing jaw and throat exercises before a party. We are so def going to hear about the networking done at this one for a long time to cum come. Gawker will be must read tomorrow!!!!

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I can't tell if my Jakob is coming back or gone forever...
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(via maryrambin) OMG!! Tara Reid looks soooo amazing now that she is hanging out with Mary!!  

(via maryrambin)

OMG!! Tara Reid looks soooo amazing now that she is hanging out with Mary!!  

Jul
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What did I miss?!?

I fainted in excitement when nonsociety.com launched yesterday morning and just woke up.
Jul
13th
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maryrambin:

Megs and I decided to stop in at the Apple store to see if we could snag a couple new iPhones after dinner. She was there at the official opening to cover the chaos, but I had no idea what people would do to get this phone!

We tried EVERYTHING — sneaking in line outside, sneaking in line inside, hiding behind a pole, using my “broken” phone at the Genius bar, bribing people in line by purchasing their new phone, and of course playing the dumb blonde who didn’t know it was such a big deal.  NOTHING FUCKING WORKED!

Actually, we were shocked none of the fanatics who had been waiting in line would allow us to cut for a free phone. Not only would they get their coveted gadget, but also have it for FREE. Admirable!

Before dinner, I really could have cared less.  But Megs’ passion rubbed off on me. So I’ll hit up the store tomorrow at 7am before my 8:30 spin class Uptown.  Ugh.

Two really quick thoughts. First, not quite sure how to say this Mary but the bags under your eyes are as big as your Moe bags. Get some sleep ‘cause it’s scary. omg. Seriously. Second, for a really smart girl, Megs is about as dull as the pole they were hiding behind. Almost makes me want to watch old lip dubs by Jules. Almost.

Jul
12th
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Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.
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Eleanor Roosevelt (via juliaallison)

Great quote Jules!! Fuck anyone else! Its all about you! you! you! from now on. Exactly what ER meant with this quote. OMG! You know what?!? I think you even resemble her a little. Fantabulous choice.  

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juliaallison: Hype Machine ;) Coming this week.  OMG!! Yippe! It’s official I am back on Team Jules. Jakob will just have to earn my admiration if when he comes back. Now Jules. Lets dicuss this pic. It can NOT be used any longer for PR purposes. It does not hide the 20 LBS you have gained the last 90 days very well at all. OMG. I am so glad you are back. The repeat lip dubs were lame though.

juliaallison:

Hype Machine ;)

Coming this week.

 OMG!! Yippe! It’s official I am back on Team Jules. Jakob will just have to earn my admiration if when he comes back.

Now Jules. Lets dicuss this pic. It can NOT be used any longer for PR purposes. It does not hide the 20 LBS you have gained the last 90 days very well at all. OMG. I am so glad you are back. The repeat lip dubs were lame though.

Jul
10th
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maryrambin:

Last night I went to dinner at Matsugen, a Jean George Vongerichten (stop for deep breath OMG) Japanese Soba restaurant in TriBeCa. Honestly, for this fare, I prefer Nobu Scores. The soda(slang for coke for all you non New Yorkers) was nothing special, I think they cut it with Percocet. A big no-no. The atmosphere was cold. I guess because the AC was blasting, although it was refreshing to have a conversation without the shouting and sitting on top of the people’s laps next to you (a la Scores). But week old cod vs. week old cod, Scores wins.

Pre-dinner, Jules was kind enough to video my head to toe and lead a discussion on my sun burnt, almost non-existent, boobs. That was a tough 10 seconds to be creative for. She also twittered my “masterpieces”, felt really good I admit, and sparked at least 50 more people men pervs to follow me. Haha. Thanks bunny rabbit ass!

 Masterpieces?!? C’mon Jules! If you consider mosquito bites that are being propped up by a six dollar bra masterpieces, then you must also feel like Perez Hilton’s drawing of goo & drool belongs in MoMA. Your ta-ta’s on the other hand are something to behold. Even if they have been man handled by more NYC men then it takes to fill a city bus. Ouch. OMG, I’m sorry. I miss Jakob. Just not as much as you.

Jul
9th
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maryrambin: They converted a busto travel across North and South America that soley runs on vegetable oil…like from the frying pan.  Thier mission is to meet with famers, activists, and polititians to spread the message about the rainforest devastation, aiding the organic farmers, and revive the communities effected by farming chemicals. Picture above is the second bus, Kokopali, they converted to visit stores across the nation.  I swear on a stack of bibles that I did not edit Mary’s blog where she mis-spells the words “politicians”, “farmers”, and ”their”. Wowsers. Mary Rambin: Socially conscious but a spelling dunce in one pretty package.    

maryrambin:

They converted a busto travel across North and South America that soley runs on vegetable oil…like from the frying pan.  Thier mission is to meet with famers, activists, and polititians to spread the message about the rainforest devastation, aiding the organic farmers, and revive the communities effected by farming chemicals. Picture above is the second bus, Kokopali, they converted to visit stores across the nation.

 I swear on a stack of bibles that I did not edit Mary’s blog where she mis-spells the words “politicians”, “farmers”, and ”their”. Wowsers.

Mary Rambin: Socially conscious but a spelling dunce in one pretty package.    

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maryrambin: CLASSICS ON SALE I think a light cotton V-neck sweater is must for any gay man’s closet right now, especially if he loves sweating his balls off, and for the upcoming fall season. Pair it with a button down or t shirt and any pants you want. This Ralph Lauren Pima Cotton V-Neck is on sale for $70 online, but if you go into a store, you can snag one for $35 and order whatever color you like. I would get a couple; It’s a classic that won’t go out of style.  OMG. Tom is right. Mary loves to highlight her points with the bold letters.

maryrambin:

CLASSICS ON SALE

I think a light cotton V-neck sweater is must for any gay man’s closet right now, especially if he loves sweating his balls off, and for the upcoming fall season. Pair it with a button down or t shirt and any pants you want.

This Ralph Lauren Pima Cotton V-Neck is on sale for $70 online, but if you go into a store, you can snag one for $35 and order whatever color you like. I would get a couple; It’s a classic that won’t go out of style.

 OMG. Tom is right. Mary loves to highlight her points with the bold letters.