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This is not Julia's secret crush blog!! I was forced just like everyone else to pick sides after THE BREAK UP & this is just the way I went. But I heart Julia to! OMG!! Of course I do!! If Jakob never comes back maybe I will have to switch sides. Whatever. BFD. Julia does have cool friends. Suburban Fashionista Mary & Miss smarty pants Megs. Such a know it all.

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maryrambin:

Last night I went to dinner at Matsugen, a Jean George Vongerichten (stop for deep breath OMG) Japanese Soba restaurant in TriBeCa. Honestly, for this fare, I prefer Nobu Scores. The soda(slang for coke for all you non New Yorkers) was nothing special, I think they cut it with Percocet. A big no-no. The atmosphere was cold. I guess because the AC was blasting, although it was refreshing to have a conversation without the shouting and sitting on top of the people’s laps next to you (a la Scores). But week old cod vs. week old cod, Scores wins.

Pre-dinner, Jules was kind enough to video my head to toe and lead a discussion on my sun burnt, almost non-existent, boobs. That was a tough 10 seconds to be creative for. She also twittered my “masterpieces”, felt really good I admit, and sparked at least 50 more people men pervs to follow me. Haha. Thanks bunny rabbit ass!

 Masterpieces?!? C’mon Jules! If you consider mosquito bites that are being propped up by a six dollar bra masterpieces, then you must also feel like Perez Hilton’s drawing of goo & drool belongs in MoMA. Your ta-ta’s on the other hand are something to behold. Even if they have been man handled by more NYC men then it takes to fill a city bus. Ouch. OMG, I’m sorry. I miss Jakob. Just not as much as you.